thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
shutupnobbie: “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED PIE.” OH MY GOD
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
shercocklocked: sammiesundevil-at-221b: mech-tech: reblogthings: that is a sad number of reblogs I had a red one in grade school :) Aww, I used to keep my fanfiction on these. Memories.
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
isabelledaughterofhades: wish-iwerent-here: rawrawrawrimmahobo: watchtheskytonight: wicked-literature: REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle. my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack I did it in the first try. OH YEAH OH MY GOD. MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE. JESUS. But the lack of notes truly worries me Bam. ...
The Slow Hunch: Fixing the Computer Fraud and... →
nickgrossman: The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act is a law that intends to protect computer systems from intruders and criminals. For those that haven’t been following, this is also the law that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted under for downloading too many academic papers at MIT. Right now, Congress is…
castielinablanket: Just remember, no matter what, there’s at least one person in the universe that wants to have sex with you
This. Is. Important.
thereisloveintheworld: psychopepsquad: forsirius: snowdarkred: melancholiacanina: donnamosses: tattooed-yogi: According to Stephen Colbert tonight, this is the link for a new GOP survey aimed at ‘younger voters.’ Oh sweet lord, the questions on this thing are hilarious and painful and EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO FILL THIS OUT RIGHT NOW DO THIS I think this one was the worst. ...
prussias-dick: all i want in the sinbad no bouken manga is for jafar to constantly say really deep emo things so that i can imagine his adult self writhing in embarrassment
castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: biliepiper: john green takes a shower john clean john green eats a bean burrito john bean john green loses weight john lean john green finds inner peace john serene john green killed augustus waters john mean john green abandons his children john winchester YOU...
onlylolgifs: I was drunk. Please don’t sue me.
quarterclever: kiss-my-angelic-ass: hes-my-unicorn: error-404-fuck-not-found: don’t you understand with meg gone now the longest surviving characters besides sam and dean are the ghostfacers No, you don’t understand. Sam and Dean didn’t survive, they’ve died themselves. Those two out-lived the Winchesters.
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
xekstrin: when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension swear it swear to me
arpeggio-octet: is this the is this just caught in a no escape from
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU EVER FELT PERSONALLY...
Your sign's deepest secret.
saynotodrugsyestotacos: alongcameatom: zodiaccity: Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces FUCK Dear lord that’s brilliant
fairlybare: thenoodleboo: robotsquid: Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing...
ticklememisha: legit moment of silence for the longest running female side character on supernatural wOW WOWWwwww
sircuddlebuns: JUTS CLICK PL AY
Reblog if you are a Demigod, a nerdfighter, a...
pyrosickfires: h3y-c001k1d5-4r3-th353-y0u: amethystgrist: mrshudsontookmyskull: skater-troll: kankricheckshisprivilegetwice: mayhogwartsbe-ever-inyourfavour: IF YOU ARE NONE OF THESE homestuck and hetalia reference bless even when you’re the weird-ass cousin, you’re still family, homestucks i love you guys -hugs everyone-
hetalian-footie-pajamas: doitsus-on-a-plane: mylittlemoses: genderlimb: maru kaite marukaite Marukaite Boku
ibock: Someone please check up on the developer of Missing E because I’m pretty sure David Karp hired a hitman or something
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mosellegreen: naomster: mrs-bennycumberbatch: sodamnrelatable: Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle fantasy.
Never freeze a sandwich for later. Each bite will be rocks of different foods.